What a smug bunch of CUNTS
How much do your crayfish farms cost and can I buy them in the UK? Since my housemate won't let us buy a Javan Rhino*, I may have to settle for a small indoor crustacean farm instead...

* _{Long story: basically when we had mice and rats, we suggested a few cats to sort them out. Then a few dogs to drive out the infestation of prolifically breeding cats. Then something else to drive out the dogs, eventually culminating in us hypothetically having a Siberian Tiger infestation, which we felt could only be driven out of the house by a very determined Javan Rhinoceros. Our housemate has since reneged on the agreement that we could just cut to the chase and get the rhino to drive out the mice...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:24, 1 reply)

Always open to offers
a 1m x 1m pallet bin in the corner of your lounge should see you with 40kg of crayfish once every six months.

You will be the envy of all your friends at BBQ's. I could throw in an old oil drum or some tyres to cook them if you like?
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, closed)