Snapped my banjo string

(PassTheKhat, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 18:54, 5 replies)

A story as funny as it is long.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:08, closed)

A reply as true as it is short.
( Moey, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:46, closed)

An aardvark.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:56, closed)

Profile Info: The Internet is full of wankers
Funny Ouchies!
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What is your funniest, ouchiest related anecdote?
(PassTheKhat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:44, closed)

Probably not as painful as stepping on an upturned plug though

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:04, closed)