Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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One for the laydeezWe've had lots of eye-watering penile/testicular injuries. A few girly equivalents, but not so many. So, to redress the balance, and get more women wincing, here's one my sister told me...
Entering the toilets at work, she found another girl slumped on the floor moaning in pain. Between sobs and groans, the story came out: on entering the cubicle, she'd turned around quickly to shut the door. Being a Woman Of Size, one of her not insignificant norks had swung outwards, in deference to the laws of angular momentum and centripetal force. And she'd managed to slam her nipple in the door as it banged shut...
I don't even have breasts and it makes me shudder.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:36, 3 replies)
Centripetal?Is that the unit of force exerted by one rotating centipede?
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:48,
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hahaor perhaps the force of each petal on the centre of a flower
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Noooo...None of the above. It's actually centripetal force. Bizarrely enough.
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