Whilst I've got you here,
I've written the words I want in the message, but now what do I do?

Someone here is saying I should click on 'send', but I'm not sure I trust them. Maybe you or that cunt off 'Scrapheap Challenge' could pop over and help me, if possible?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:26, 1 reply)

I do wonder if you'll eventually understand irony
Keep trying Monts! Maybe you could amuse yourself by reading the Sun in the meantime.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:40, closed)

I hate to disabuse you of one of the most fearsome zings in your arsenal,
but you know shops, yeah? You know 'newsagent' shops?

You might not believe this, right, but some of them have the day's papers on display, right - you can actually read the front pages without even purchasing them once, let alone being a regular reader! I know! It's crazy but it's true!!!

I am truly sorry to be the bearer of what I know is going to be very disappointing news for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:49, closed)

So you're too poor to buy it and have to read it in the shop

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:51, closed)

KER-POWWWWWWWWW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:52, closed)

Aw, never mind
Maybe you can find a picture of a man with a vaguely amusing name to keep you entertained instead
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:20, closed)