I once found myself involved in a depraved scene-
I was stark bollock naked and strainingly erect, while a gathering of boys from the earliest of teens through to their very early twenties were nude, oiled and performing ever more erotic breakdancing moves in a sinuous and delicious manner. As they spun and danced past me, hips twisting and pricks swinging to the sound of Strong Island, I took myself in hand and started to stroke my tumescent member to the rhythm of the sensuous homoerotic urban ballet playing out before me.

As my grip tightened and my balls followed suit, I felt the gaze of a dozen eyes fixating on my masturbation. I felt my orgasm rise, slowly and then rapidly as I threw my head back and came in great juddering jets of pearlescent liquid. My glittering ejaculate covered the troupe, and some tongues flicked out to catch the salty gobbets before the spell broke and the moment ended.

'Oh fuck', I gasped, still gripped in the blissful afterglow of a powerful orgasm.

It was then that the reality of the situation hit me- I had come over Diversity.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:03, 15 replies)

I just did a real life lol out loud.
You absolute shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:10, closed)

I try, Shamblington, I try.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:11, closed)

Fuck I still hate you, but have a click anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:39, closed)

You can close the question now. Nothing's beating this. Reminiscent of Frankspencer at his finest.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:09, closed)

A literary triumph.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:58, closed)

This really happened.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:31, closed)

well of course it didn't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:39, closed)

Denying it now eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:53, closed)

I never made any claims for its veracity, tacit or otherwise.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:13, closed)

Backpedal away, Plumsie D, for all the good it will do you.
You tossed yourself off over a dance 'crew' and now you're pretending you didn't. Well it says so up there ^ so you can't deny it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:24, closed)

This was spoiled for me but not knowing who the fuck "Diversity" are/were.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:11, closed)

Filth, utter filth.
Your descriptive passage more than makes up for my ignorance of who this group are, but I can pretty much guess. I can deduce from your writing that you have read many of the classics and use them for inspiration. I would love to read a longer piece by you, but suspect that I would be blind before the end of chapter four!
Marvelous.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:32, closed)

What page of the Telegraph will your review be on?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:20, closed)

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Are you a comedian or what?
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:24, closed)

p r i c k !

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:42, closed)