M.U.L.T.I.P.A.S.S.
"Hahahahah, let's hijack this weeks qotw to make it 'Biggest thing that you can shove up your arse'. That'll be really fucking mature and funny. Hahahaahah!"

Write a real story. Then reply, otherwise you're wasting your finger-to-keyboard effort.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:00, 1 reply)

Can I have a link to yours, please?
I can't be bothered to wade through the reams of boo-hooing and heartwarming inspiro-yarns looking for it.

It'd better be good after all this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:02, closed)

*looks at watch*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:13, closed)

Feel free to look at my profile.
Most weeks I've got a story.
Most weeks you've got your vitriolic shit. That isn't a story & denigrates others input to that particular question.

Kinda wish search was working. Right now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:44, closed)

No way I'm clicking on your profile dude.
I might catch 'tosser'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:56, closed)

No need to worry about that.
If you had it when you were a kid, you become immune.
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:51, closed)