Want a good measure of how witty you actually are?
Look at your posts, see how many times you post something, then a few minutes later, post a follow up.

'And another thing' . . .

Even you are aware the first one was a bit crap. I can tell you, the second one normally is as well.
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:24, 1 reply)

It's called the 'Columbo Technique' and I stand by it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:26, closed)

It's not really, I just made that up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:27, closed)

Se'sly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:27, closed)

It's probably the only way
you could have racked up 70,000 posts here.
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:29, closed)

You've

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:32, closed)

got

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:32, closed)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:32, closed)

number

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