Dr. AB
in da hazouse!
For a Mortuary Technician you sure are up on all the diagnoses there Dr.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:05, 2 replies)

can you do that as a shit poem please?
Thnx bbz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:06, closed)

I'll take a punt
and say "Plummy is a cunt."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:08, closed)

don't give up the shit-wiping day job.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:09, closed)

Your response was shit
& you are a twit?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:11, closed)

Ringofyre you just might
Be an antipodean delight;
But you manage to ruin it every time
And by reminiscing your dead friend through the medium of rhyme
Showed that you cannot be trusted with dignity;
I wish this had come as epiphany but
Sadly it's true- you're a drongo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:14, closed)

Dignity and epiphany rhyme.
Dignity and but, don't.
Also drongo doesn't rhyme with anything. But I do enjoy it when you call me a drongo nonetheless.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:17, closed)

you do realise that there are different forms of rhythm and rhyme
And that if you'd read the poem correctly then the rhymes fall in the right place?

Perhaps you should put your English degree to better use?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:22, closed)

7 years at uni.
No degree. None doing a BA either.

Had a fucking hoot tho.

EDIT: haven't we suddenly come across all English professor with a jacket with elbow patches Plummy!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 7:42, closed)

To be with AB for a second on this
Nurses know a fuckton about medicine. More than some doctors in fact, given that on the NHS they're the ones that actually give what the doctor has prescribed, and it's up to them to make sure the dosages and so forth are correct.

A friend of mine is a nurse and she's caught so many misplaced decimal points on a dosage like you would not believe.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 23:26, closed)