Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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I don't know if it was a secret as such......but an ex talked in her sleep and spent a whole night once saying things like 'No, Dave, do me in the geography section'. I don't know if she actually knew anyone called Dave, nor do I know if the 'Geography section' was a euphamism or part of the library she worked in.
And frankly, I didn't much care, I was waiting for the right time to leave her for Tanya, who did like being done in the geography section*.
*This bit isn't true, I just wanted to say 'being done in the geography section'. Tanya wouldn't let me near her geography section.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:25,
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I have been known......to talk out of my geography section...
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Is that the same as the back of a Volkswagen?(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:29, closed)
I hope not.I know how many Popes you can fit in the back of a Volkswagon...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:40,
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Certainly explains my geography teacher.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:57,
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