I'm a native English speaker living in Germany...
I was with the ex and we went to pick up a friend of hers who is German. She got in the car and we exchanged pleasantries in German. She hadn't met me before, but from my rudimentary German she ascertained that I was obviously was unable to understand much. I can actually understand quite a bit, but my speaking German is rubbish.

So as we drove off the two girls started chatting away in the back. I was then treated to a 15 minute verbal diarrhoea description of how this girl had got so drunk that she had sucked off some guy she just met in a club in full view of everyone. She then got his cock out and finished him off while she opened her legs and he put his fingers in her pussy. She said he probably had 3 fingers inside her, but she wasn't sure. After she was done with his massive cock, and I know it was massive because she made great pains to mention this several times throughout the story, she kissed him a bit more and then left. No numbers were changed. She said it was the first time she had done that and it was liberating.

So we arrived at our destination and when we got out I thanked her for the great story. She went bright red from shame and didn't talk for about 5 minutes.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 13:20, 2 replies)

You should have asked her out for a few drinks

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 19:36, closed)

Er kann gar kein Deutsch, oder?
Jut.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:39, closed)