Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Surf n TurfI'm walking home after a night out. As I reach the less classy end of town, a street populated with at least two strip clubs, a Walkabout and several other establishments I'd rather die than have a drink in, I overhear a woman outside one of these pubs praising the physical assets of one of the male regulars. "But I thought you was a lezza" her friend replies. "Nah mate, I like a bit of both. I'm surf and turf innit". I shudder and walk on.
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