Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Wrong numberAbout two years ago i was out with the (now) ex missus driving around and about and i kept getting phone calls at an alarming rate from a number i didn't recognise so i decided to text them and find out who it was. Here is a transcript verbatim (names left unchanged to finger the guilty)
Me: Sorry i was driving whos this?
Mark: Hi Sue it's Mark, my wife found your knickers in my car and shes kicked me out, can i stay with you tonight i'll make it worth your while ;)
Me: err, im not Sue, im Boiled_Tater, and good luck finding a place to stay.
Mark: Thanks Boiled_Tater, she's kicked me out!
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What an utter cunt.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
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