Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Size guide?Laura was a petite girl in the office so it raised an eyebrow when she pointed to first to her mouth then to crotch and uttered the immortal line:
"If it doesn't fit in there, it's not going in there".
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So did it?(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:44, closed)
I wouldn't doubt her logic for a second.(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:57, closed)
Can't wait to see the look on her faceWhen she gives birth.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:48,
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you fucking sicko(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:49, closed)
At least it was her face he wanted to see.(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:55, closed)
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