My Mate
Ah Excellent Question, This happened about 2 weeks ago.

We were all on holiday in the lovely tenerife, enjoying the holiday pubs and the slight warmth in the winter that the rife provides when it comes to the third night.

One of my mates, namely John cause I want his name publicized, lol decided he was a bit frisky and wanted to nob some bird, no matter who it was.

So all night he was trying it on with no luck until he gives up and thinks, rite fuck, im going to a brothel.

So gets into this fawlty towers type brothel and asks for the finest bird you have ever seen and proceeds to do the buisness in only what can be described as 3rd world bedroom.

He comes out and says whats the damage, apparently he had racked up a 250 Euro bill, which he wasnt to happy about considering he only took 300 euros on holiday (Note : I have no idea what the prossie had done for a 250 euro bill, prolly some anal and rimjob, lol) so pretty pissed off he punches the bouncer and runs away with one of my mates.

Now John didnt get caught but one of my other mates did, so they dragged him by the scruff of the neck to a cashpoint and made him pay, and while James was in the middle of putting his card in, he said "oh fuck why's she coming back out here" out loud and the bouncers looked away (being the thickhead blocks they are) and he pegged it with the bouncers eventually giving up while he hid in a bush, so my mate got a 250 euro prossie free.

Bouncers for Brothels - 0
John - 1

I rate him for sure, I had to spend £400 on my bird for christmas and all she did was complain.

Length and Girth, Lol, well shes like a bucket now, so you figure it out.
(loopadoop loves toilets, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:14, Reply)