2 for $5
Not me, but my mate Sam. Who while being a very cool guy, likes the hookers, but only (and he says this in a very Monty Burns way) if the price is right (i.e. cheap).

He has a bunch of stories. I'll post each in turn.

He's in China, with a mate, in some reasonably big rural town. Him and his mate are walking down the street looking for some fun. Bunch of locals on some Harley style bikes hanging out, proceed to give the white guys some grief.

"You want women? You want fun?"

Without missing a beat, Sam and his mate jump on the back of the bikes and go "Yes, we want women, take us to the women".

The local guys were just giving him grief and had no idea where the nearest brothel was. So they proceeded to drive around with them on the back of the bike, with the local stopping and asking people in the street if they knew where a brothel was.

Finally they found one at the edge of town, and in they went. They couldn't persuade the rider to come with them.

The Madame lined them up, and proceeded to tell them, "The ones on the left do anal, the ones on the right don't." Now for the delicate art of negotiation. She quoted a price in the local currency.

Sam quickly calculated in his head. He turned to his mate and said "It's $US5 each". Him and his mate proceede to leap in and pick half a dozen each.

But now for the twist. So afterwards Sam was in the bathroom. No running water, so there's a hole in the ground, and next to it a bath with water, to wash your arse.

But lined up on the floor next to the shit water, between him and the hole, were all the hookers toothbrushes. Bristle side up.

Sam to this day keeps a toothbrush on his toilet to remind him of that incident.
(Kaer, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 5:50, Reply)