Mongolian Mob
Not me, but my mate Sam. Who while being a very cool guy, likes the hookers, but only (and he says this in a very Monty Burns way) if the price is right (i.e. cheap).

He has a bunch of stories. I'll post each in turn.

Sam's in Mongolia and has managed to wrangle a fully furnished apartment rather than a hotel.

He's out in a bar, and these cute mongolian girl comes up to him and starts hitting on him.

For some reason he doesn't realise this girl is a pro.

Money isn't discussed at all, and he takes her back to the apartment for some fun.

The next morning, after she's dressed, she goes, in a very accented russian accent (think James Bond here), "You know it is very hard in Mongolia. Not much work, my family is poor, etc etc. ".

He thinks, okay she's about to hit me up for some bucks no big deal. Asks her how much she wants.

"$US500."

His response. "WTF? I could have had some 10 women for that price".

Her response. "I like you. But if I don't get my money, I am going to call my friends in the Russian mafia and they are going to come over here and not make it pleasant for you".

A bit of negotiation goes on. Him saying he's not paying, her starting to call her friends, him hanging up, till finally Sam knows he has been caught out, but there's nothing he can do.

He quickly thinks how fast he can pack his things and make a break for it, but decides to stay.

So he pays. She gets up to go.

He says "Hang on. Now we're done you don't have to go, we can get friendly again".

She says sure. He then confirms he ain't going to get charged again, she agrees and he has a second helping.

Pure balls.
(Kaer, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 5:59, Reply)