i tried..
sorta. picture the scene - your average mcdonalds worker - 16, skinny (ok, not average then), working late shifts to buy bits for his pc (thank fook i grew out of that one) and never having had *any* action up to that point in my life - hell, i'd not even seen a real-life pair of boobs uncovered :'(

anyways, i was serving one evening and 2 slaggish looking girls came up, one of them leant forwards and whispered in my ear that if i gave her some free munch i'd enjoy her nodding dog impression in the toilets a few mins later. jumping at the chance i fill her/her mates trays and charge them a token 49p (cheapest i could ring thru the till). at which point, her and her mate grab everything they can, laugh at me, and run out..*

ho hum..


i got the last laugh though, wiped my cock on their burgers next time they came in (was in the kitchen at the time).**


*this didnt stop me wanking over the idea of getting head in the toilets for.. ooh at least the next 6 months. it was helped by some delish porn of some pert 18 year old german blond getting it in some loo's somewhere (i'm sure at least one of you will have seen it)

**its not common place in a there, but everyone turned a blind eye if you had a reason for doing it
(5lab, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:19, Reply)