Drunken fun
Well, me and a mate where out round town and got very drunk. Come closing time he wants to go and find himself a lady of the night. But he doesn't want to go to a brothel or anything, no, he wants one of the street, "Coz they're dirt cheap".

So off we goes looking when he finds what he is looking for. After some haggiling, he goes round the corner and i stand and wait, having changed my mind about the whole situation when I saw what i was left with. He got the "better looking" of the 2.

About 5 mins later, after much noise and feeling awkward stading talking to a whore at 3 in the morning, i hear from round the corner "You dirty bastard, YOU FUCKING BASTARD, am gonna get you killed", then the hooker comes walking / nearly running from the round the corner, followed at a drunken stumble pace by my mate. When the 2 of them go and continue to hurl abuse at him, i ask him wht the fuck happened. In a simple sentence he told me, "Paid for a blow job, I started to need a piss, 'nuff said really"

Mind you, this is the same bloke that told his Seargent Major's very sexy daughter, and she was sooo into him it was unbelivible, that his fantasy would be to punch her in the face then spoff on the wound.

He got a transfer to Iraq shortly after.
(Kage, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:30, Reply)