Inadvertantly paid to watch sex once
There was a notorious strip joint in my town and I had ALWAYS been curious to go in.

One night a friend of mine wanted to hook up with a bloke she knew was going there, so at last - my opportunity to see what all the fuss was about.

The two of us (girls) paid to get in and I was immediately struck by the amazed look on the bouncers face.

When we walked through the crowd to a table I had the creepy feeling I was being undressed by all eyes around me. As soon as my eyes adjusted to the gloom, I realised this was because we were the only girls with any clothes on.

We ordered a drink and started to watch the show. I was having trouble finding a place to rest my eyes as there were giant knockers and thong clad girls everywhere with small hand towels walking through the crowd offering "table dances" (read - hand jobs). In desperaion I started to peel the label off my drink just to find something to look at.

The floor show was fairly tame, I've seen worse in pubs in England, but at the table next to us a table dancer poised herself upsidedown on the blokes lap and he tucked in to a royal munching.

Feeling mightily uncomfortable at this point I wanted to leave, but my friend was still insisting on staying as this bloke hadn't showed up. I decided to go to the loo and to my horror found that this place was a total knocking shop with used condoms everywhere and two classy whores effing and blinding at the sinks.

I left - without touching anything. They closed the place down after that and tore it down. I'm quite proud to be one of the only girls I know that actually went in.
(Peelmytangerines, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 15:54, Reply)