
Well, have you? BTW: No more, "No I haven't" and "You sad bastard" comments please. Let the people with stories to tell, tell their stories. Cheers.
( , Thu 19 Jan 2006, 12:23)
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The 'flu saved me... Walking back to Kings Cross from work with the onset of the worst 'flu I've had. An old slag walked up and said, "Hello hansome, fansy a good time?". Then she saw me; ash white, sweating and shivering. She took one look at me, shouted, "FUCK AIDS!" and ran away. I had a temperature of 105 f for 3 solid days; there's something impressive about being too ugly looking for a hooker to shag...
( , Mon 23 Jan 2006, 21:41, Reply)
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