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chthonic, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 12:23)
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brussels, autumn 2001scotland, having blown a 2 goal lead v the poirots at hampden earlier in the year really need to win to qualify for the 2002 world cup ... they don't ... (0-2)
it takes A Long Time to get back to the city centre from the stadium, then i find a bar, eat some things, drink some things and head hotelwards ...
most of the way back, a hooker of african descent, roughly the height of dennis rodman (but with afro hairstyle and def female) emerges from nowhere and asks "i suck your cock?"
"er, naw" i rejoin
"iss really cheap" she asserts
"no really" i politely reply
"i suck your cock really good and really cheap" she offers
" for fuck's sake woman, scotland have just been knocked out of the world cup!!!"
still don't think she grasped the gravity of the situation ...
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