I might have had a couple...
So there I was, being asked by my boss whether I'd been drinking, because he needed me to do him a favour and give his mates a lift home...

I may have had a pint, but I felt fine so I said "No, it's alright, I'll drive them" (looking back, I should have got one of the others to do it) but at the time, I felt compelled to say yes.

So, we jump into the car, and we're driving through town (it was late at night so there was hardly anyone about) so the fella next to me, Trev, says take a short cut he knew of. The two in the back were having a cuddle, she looked quite fit but the fella was being an arse playing back-seat driver so I ignored his ramblings, but we're driving along and take Trev's short cut through a tunnel which cuts off all of 5 minutes of taking the "long way round".

Anyway, some tosser in a white Uno coming the other ways starts flashing the lights and edging into my lane, almost like he's trying to play chicken, so I flick him a quick five knuckle shuffle salute but he's too far over and I'm going a little too fast with a little less reaction time than normal, so my front wing clips him, sends me careering into the barriers and managed to stove it straight into a pillar....

it was a lovely Merc too.... shame!
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:15, 1 reply)

Did he Dia'd?
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( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:42, closed)