Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Young and daft,I told some girl at school that my name was "Michael Englebert Humperdink Tyson"
Took years before I was called by my real name.
Silly I know. I'm sure there'll be better...
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:41,
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