Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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St. Peter Gets BoredThe long line outside the pearly gates is a fast moving one, but St. Peter rarely has to bother looking up from his clipboard anymore. All he says is:
'Woolies Pick N Mix?'
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)
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