Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I'm going to be the first to mention cake here.Anyone else who mentions it from now on is a dense illiterate, a lazy sluggard or a measly unimaginative copycat. Or both.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:06, 4 replies)
Which both?Can't I be just one?
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:08,
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Are you?b3ta.com/questions/pantsonfire/post824656
Or was this a cunning lie?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:25, closed)
Dunno about the cunning bit.(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:49, closed)
Nicely doneBut your post is, of course, itself a lie:
www.b3ta.com/questions/pantsonfire/post824656
edit: b3tan to it.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:11, closed)
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