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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I'm going to be the first to mention cake here.
Anyone else who mentions it from now on is a dense illiterate, a lazy sluggard or a measly unimaginative copycat. Or both.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:06, 4 replies)
Which both?
Can't I be just one?
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:08, closed)
Are you?
b3ta.com/questions/pantsonfire/post824656

Or was this a cunning lie?
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:25, closed)
Dunno about the cunning bit.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:49, closed)
Nicely done
But your post is, of course, itself a lie:

www.b3ta.com/questions/pantsonfire/post824656

edit: b3tan to it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:11, closed)

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