Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Seeing as I am the ideal weight for my height,it is unlikely that you porkies will catch up with me.
*may contain one or more lies*
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:22,
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