Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I was at a party, chatting to a not-unattractive girl......and I told her that I was a researcher in advertising, whereas actually I am a fighter pilot and part-time commando/firefighter/award-winning musician/quantity surveyor.
When she found out, she dumped me for being too awesome.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:28,
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