Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Stars in their eyesTold some girls in the pub I was going to be on stars in their eyes, George Michael (back before he had come out) no less, almost got me a pull. However they bought it big time and they stayed in together every Sat night to watch me perform on the show, weren't to happy when after the 5th or 6th week Wobbler never appeared thru the smoke filled curtains.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)
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