Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I kinda let one slip...So I owed some people some money several years back. I couldn't pay up and was told, not very kindly, that I had but one chance to tell them where there money went.
"The Jews."
"What? The Jews? The ones down the corner?"
"Well, no." I didn't wanna get them involved. "THE JEWS." I said. "They run everying, they control all the money, it's secretly been them all along."
I went on to say that they had a secret hierarchy and they had a hidden agenda for everything. I mean I went way the fuck out there. I said they chopped the tips of their kids dicks off, some pretty fucked up shit. Everything I said they bought.
These guys I told, well they published this shit! Called it protocols of somesuch bullshit. I heard Henry Ford refused to hire Jews or sell them his cars bewcause of it. And some german guy tried to kill the lot of them! Can you believe that? Seriously, this guy Adolf, what a name btw, got all pissed at the Jews and it's my fault! I wanna punch that guy in the dick, but he offed himself(I heard it was over some gas bill).
I'm tired of it all, it's not about the money anymore, I'm sorry that I made everyone hate the Jews, it's all my fault. You guys can stop now, I didn't mean any of it. This lie has got to stop. It's gotten way out of hand and is just silly.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
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