Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I told them I was diabetic becauseThe cookies she made looked awful. Now I'm not ever allowed to eat sweets for they fear I'll die. I should've just politely declined.
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I am diabeticand I use the "diabetes card" to get out of all sorts of things - can't eat that, it'll send me in to a coma and death; must eat large plate of chips to keep glucose levels up, etc. All bullshit, of course.
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splorp ®, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:37,
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