Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I do this!!!I'll wander out of Costa ("good day miss, a mocha frescato and one of your delightful apricot pastries, if you would be so good.") and bump into my mate the tattooist ("ere, yew fat fackin caaant! I love gettin pissed an' shaggin' burds me!") and feel like a bi-directional class traitor.
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