
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I recently found mine and my sister's 'News Books' from early primary school and nursery and they are full of complete fallacy - notably, my sister claimed to have been 'A duck in a play'. A bit less imaginative than your claim, but a touch more bizarre - I mean, why?!
( , Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)
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