Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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A friend wanted to get some hormone-type pills when she was 14Her mum insisted that she should have a written letter of permission.
She dutifully took the sealed letter to the docs, got the hormone things and her other prescription-type stuff. When she took the bag home, there was something in there that she didn't recognise. 'Oh, that's [neighbour's]' she says, snatching it out of her hand.
When she looked at the letter, there was a line in there saying 'she also gets travel diarrhoea, could she please have something for this?'.
It dawned on her that she got free prescriptions whilst the neighbour didn't, and her neighbour and mother were going abroad soon. Her mum had conned the NHS!
She forgot all about it until two years later when, asking for travel vaccinations, the doctor also offered her tablets for her travel shits.
Upon wondering what the fuck the doctor was on about, and figuring something out, she denied the diarrhoea and asked if she had needed a letter regarding the hormone pills.
'Of course not'.
She's in her 20s now and her mum still tells her she needs to get pills for her travel diarrhoea. She must have done this for ages and forgot that she was lying.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)
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