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This is a question Lies that got out of control

Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Thats really cool.
I have an operation scar down the side of my face -
I tell folk that I got it in a knife fight in a
whorehouse in Reno.
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

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