Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Um,,,,,Talking of foreign languages.....once' when so battered on valies and booze, I thought it would help my situation to speak to the arresting officers in german. Then french. The only thing I could muster in those languages was that 'I don't understand'. They were not convinced. Even when I gave them a false name, they still were not convinced.
It all went abit wrong when I was sit in court having to listen to the transcripts being read out. Oh the Shame.
Now, by appearances, I am a tidy, well spoken young lady and the lies, swearing and general aggression being repeated by these transcripts left me shifting in my seat and the judge looking at me very strangely indeed.
Bummer was I actually had to feeeeeel the embarrasement and shame.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)
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