Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Artistic talentI used to trace pictures of Jem (off of Jem and the Holograms), take them into school and pretend I'd drawn them freehand. I was only about eight or nine at the time. I think I impressed my school friends, but looking back I can see why the teachers may not have believed me. Even now I have no idea why I did that!
Oh, and I once snipped a hole in my school pinafore (again, v young at the time) but told my mum I'd fallen over. I can now see why perhaps she didn't believe me.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 11:49, 1 reply)
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