Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I used to wanna joinThe french foreign legion, but I didn't wanna learn french so I said fuck it. My dad was a navy seal, got some backup from the Raf once and told me I am to buy them a beer too as they saved plenty o lives that day, but it's all he can say. So I'll at least owe you one.
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