Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Hello Dear
I want to hear everything about your day.
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Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 20:58,
6 replies)
Yes dear,
of course I'm satisfied.
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:35,
closed)
Yes, dear.
Your arse is still lovely and small.
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boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 23:05,
closed)
Yes dear,
Everyone's do that after a few years.
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 23:07,
closed)
No, dear.
Of course you haven't ruined my life and stopped me from having the things I want.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:06,
closed)
no, dear
of course i've never faked it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:14,
closed)
No dear
Of course he doesn't compare to you.
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:57,
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