Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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HmmmDid they think Michael Jackson was your father and take pity on you?
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:27, 1 reply)
That wouldn't have workedI'm a year older than Michael Jackson.
@lonely: god, that sounds like my dad.
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