Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I was about to say that if this happened this morning in Edinburgh...
...you missed the opportunity for a veritable shitload of fringe jokes.
For some reason I read the pearoast bit at the top last.
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
...you missed the opportunity for a veritable shitload of fringe jokes.
For some reason I read the pearoast bit at the top last.
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
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