Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Oldie but a goodieMany, many years ago, at junior school I had a friend called ahmed. We can't have been more then 8 years old when he told me Micheal Jackson babysat him when he was still living in Sudan. This was mid ninties, so I guess it was towards the end of jacksons's time as a beloved figure. I didn't belive him, but understood why he would make it up, I told a few porkies in my time. The whole incident passed into obscurity very quickly.
A few years later, we learned of the aleged "incidents" in which the king of pop was said to partake. This stired a memory in me, I quickly reminded all the boys in the class, and so began the taunts. Poor lad was gutted, he tried to deny it but I didn't relent.
Side note: I'm not sure if it was when the aligations first came out but it was the first we heard of it. (1997ish?)
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:54, Reply)
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