Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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This statement: "dressed like a rapist-eyed clown and tried to spank my unwilling bare bottom on my 20th birthday"Raises all sorts of questions. Here are a couple.
1) Is it your habit to go around bottomless around relatives on birthdays?
2) The bare bottom was unwilling, but was the rest of you willing?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 18:42,
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No.Also, no.
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