Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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to this day, i don't know who he was
i went back a few weeks later to thank them, only to discover that they'd been renting whilst the purchase of their new house went through and they were no longer there
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:56, 1 reply)
i went back a few weeks later to thank them, only to discover that they'd been renting whilst the purchase of their new house went through and they were no longer there
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:56, 1 reply)
you have a click
simply for the unprecedented use of the word 'swain' and of course the alliteration. top quality wordsmithing there and not a half bad story too.
( , Tue 17 Aug 2010, 0:35, closed)
simply for the unprecedented use of the word 'swain' and of course the alliteration. top quality wordsmithing there and not a half bad story too.
( , Tue 17 Aug 2010, 0:35, closed)
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