Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Down at my localThere's a guy who thinks (for some unfathomable reason) that I am a master chess player. I saw a chess board once at a museum but aside from that I know nothing of the game. He's an old fella so all I can say is, "Bless".
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