
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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So, lacking anecdotes, I'll just throw in an apposite quote:
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive."
Sir Walter Scott, from his epic poem "Marmion", published 1808 AD
( , Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:13, Reply)
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