Or "We'll keep your CV on file..."
When you just know they're going to subject it to the ritual humiliation of bukkake then feed it to a pack of crazed wolves.

Actually I work in recruitment and we do keep some CV's on file. But we do also have an in-tray, an out-tray and a bukkake-tray.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:03, 9 replies)

we laugh about the CV's to each other for a while
and throw them out when we are no longer amused
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:31, closed)

There are some awful, awful C.V's
in this world. How people get jobs I don't even know...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:57, closed)

Although there can be little
in the world more pitiful than the slush-pile at a children's book publisher. Childish, crayon-drawn pictures of amorphous blobs with names like 'Snicky and Snacky' with notes attached saying things like, "My grandchildren can't get enough of Snicky and Snacky's adventures. The bright colours and hilarious story-lines will appeal to children of all ages."

And then, even more pathetically, "These characters are subject to copyright. If you do not wish to use them then please return them to us and we shall be forced to find another publisher."
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:52, closed)

I really thought Snicky & Snacky would be my meal ticket, too.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:56, closed)

Well, to be perfectly honest
...they could have been. The basic idea was no less facile than that of, say, Charlie and Lola. It's the artistic presentation and the thought that goes into making informative or funny, age-appropriate dialogues/stories which count.

With Ragdoll or Hit Entertainment behind them Snicky and Snacky could have taken over the world and had their own TV series and lunchboxes. Poor Vagabond - so close and yet so far...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:19, closed)

I like the sound of Snicky and Snacky. They sound like they have vim and pep. I would certainly commission a twelve book series and perhaps a trilogy of films, if I worked in that sort of thing.
(Chopsey, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:33, closed)

Oh yeah, those wolves...
they just love man-batter!
(flimflam_machine, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:37, closed)

Semen is rich in protein
and CV paper an ideal source of fibre, which all makes for a happy wolf with a glossy coat and bright, menacing eyes.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:00, closed)

It's astonishing, isn't it?
I worked at a bookshop for years and we would frequently have youths drop their CVs off. You would think that they would have a basic grasp of spelling and grammar, or god forbid, bother to run spellcheck, given that they want to work in a shop that SELLS BOOKS.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:38, closed)