Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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My wife is a monster when I'm ill.Which is hardly very often. She'll constantly demand to know exactly how ill I am and huff about like the offended party. I think its roots go back to her own dear mamaa nearly dying of cancer in her early forties. Still, as far as she's concerned, it's bollox to 'in sickness and in health'. I hope I don't ever come down with something serious. Her rage would know no bounds...
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