Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Poor, wonderful Kirsty...Her 'Greatest Hits' is one of my all time faves. I even own a spare copy of her CV in case of emergencies. And the guy who ran her over with the speedboat in Mexico was the playboy son of some wealthy local potentate. They paid someone else a wodge of cash to do the time on his behalf. She deserved better than that - a lot better.
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