Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Reminds me of a time when I was working in west TexasEvery where I went it seemed the first line after I spoke was, "you're not from around here, are ya boy?"
Although I grew up only five hours away, I found myself quickly acquiring the accent just to not sound so "weird." Made them very happy.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:29,
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*shudder*If someone said that from me I would have instantly been hypervigilant for the sound of banjos and an impending bumming.
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