Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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That dragon's going to land sometime
It's up to you whether it comes to a graceful stop or if it smashes into the ground like, well, an enormous falling dragon. Admitting to yourself that you have a problem is one of the best things you can do. The next thing is to talk honestly to someone about it. That could be a friend, a doctor or anyone. You'd be surprised how non-judgemental and understanding they'll be. You'll find that doing this will be an enormous weight off your shoulders and give you some sort of feeling of control.
Believe me, you can land without much of a bump but expect a few aborted approaches during the practising.
If you want someone to talk to then just Gaz me and I can give a few suggestions.
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:44, Reply)
It's up to you whether it comes to a graceful stop or if it smashes into the ground like, well, an enormous falling dragon. Admitting to yourself that you have a problem is one of the best things you can do. The next thing is to talk honestly to someone about it. That could be a friend, a doctor or anyone. You'd be surprised how non-judgemental and understanding they'll be. You'll find that doing this will be an enormous weight off your shoulders and give you some sort of feeling of control.
Believe me, you can land without much of a bump but expect a few aborted approaches during the practising.
If you want someone to talk to then just Gaz me and I can give a few suggestions.
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:44, Reply)
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